Hector Black (also known as Professor Hector Black or simply Professor Black) was the dictator of The United Provinces Of The Badlands. He was born in Base.
Life
Early Life
Hector Black was born in the Gnosisaur Kingdom City of Base. He lived in a giant mansion as a child.
Adult Life
He grew up to be a professor at Base University. He was highly skeptical of the Gnosisaur Kingdom and would often write books that criticized the government. In fact, he would even make propaganda stating that the country needed to be abolished at some point in the future. Furthermore, he wrote a book known as The Theory of Megecomics. Megaeconomics promoted the idea of a government that has control over every aspect of a person’s life. Such a government would also have a highly centralized In addition, he stated that the populace did not need to do the “tiresome work” of thinking for themselves and that they were unqualified. He believed that an intellectual elite should deal with issues. Anything from the populace was sophistry to him.
He believed that Maenian should not be ruled by the Gnosisaur Kingdom, so he soon created more literature in which he promoted independence. He created a group known as The Grace of Humanity, which promoted his ideology of Megaeconomics and the idea of Meanianese independence. However, his attempts of a peaceful revolution have failed, so he turned to organize a militia.
When his militia was sufficiently large, he staged a coup against the Maenian Dominion of the Gnosisaur Kingdom However, his attempt failed. The Gnosisaur armies captured him. However, his followers helped him, and he escaped. Once again, the Gnosisaur captured him, though they decided to banish Hector Black this time. The Gnosisaur Kingdom deported him to Skeletinia and the Grace of Humanity moved there.
He planned to take over the Badlands through false flag attacks and forcing the government to make him supreme leader. It worked, and he became the leader of the United Provinces of the Badlands.
Later in his life, he froze himself.
Supreme Leader of the Badlands
From 35 BSRP / 1265 ACC to 60 BSRP / 1360, Hector Black was the supreme leader of the Badlands and gained several privileges. He was above the law and could declare anything, as the Four Fundamental Canons declares.
Hector Black and Relationships
Hector Black does not like dating at all. He decided to live by himself for the rest of his life, as he regards relationships to be slavery. However, Hector Black did not ban relationships.
Hector Black’s Office
His office includes the following:
- A large 10 foot tall desk with a 6 foot tall chair with steps.
- A trap door for those he gets displeased with.
- Large signs everywhere that say “OBEY!”.
- A tablet of the basic laws in the Badlands.
Quotes
“Some people say that I have the blood of millions of people on my hands. I do, but this is not a bad thing. You see, the blood is of the criminals of this land. I am not a murderer, I am an agent of justice. The amount of people I killed does not show how evil I am, but how good I am. Anyone who opposes me opposes justice”
“Find every vector of the disease they call “democracy” and exterminate it. The Badlands shall be purified with true democracy. True democracy exalts truth and justice.”
“The Gnosisaur Kingdom will pay dearly for its brutal rule over Maenian.”
“On anarchy of speech”, Megaeconomics, Hector Black
“We shall tame the wild spirits of the unguided populace by abolishing the failed experiment known as “The Republic of Dizachialand.”
“On republics”, Megaeconomics, Hector Black
“The so-called ‘right to free speech’ is actually an anarchy in which people could say nasty and absurd things. True free speech is the right to proclaim truth throughout our glorious land. Furthermore, those who oppose the truth are those who really violate the right to free speech. Those that permit lies and deception to propagate through our pure lands are those who also violate the right to free speech, for they promote speech that enslaves the intellect to evil! Speech that enslaves is speech that is not free, for how could something that enslaves be called ‘free?’ “
“On anarchy of speech”, Megaeconomics, Hector Black
Trivia
The fact that he is the supreme leader allows him to have a 100% discount.  In other words, he gets anything for free. This would be a provision of the discount act.
Those who were within the presence of Hector Black were obligated to bow before him and those who greet him were to kiss his big toe or his hand if the person meeting him was an important person. Such things were prescribed by the leader greetings act.
Hector Black has severe asthma.
Hector Black is extremely claustrophobic.
Hector Black wears golden underwear. They are not just golden in color, but it is silk underwear that is infused with gold. However, there is an additive in the underwear that makes the gold come out of the threads and clump up. This is a top state secret and those who find out get executed.
Hector Black is extremely weak and has virtually no muscles. In order to compensate, Hector Black has fake muscles that he places under his clothing so that he appears stronger.
Hector Black is slightly 5 feet tall.
Hector Black wears shoes that make him look taller, but it also makes him look weird.
Hector Black sometimes wears stilts to make him look taller, but this makes him walk strange.